arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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