lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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