Midget sex pt 2 tonight
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Can I color on your dick again?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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