I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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