we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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