If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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