in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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