I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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