Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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