Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have aggressive nipples.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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