After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Randomize
