...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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