This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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