you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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