The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
