Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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