think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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