is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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