Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
This is classic penis vs brain.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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