just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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