Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
