i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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