Porn is love you can see.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
