Someone shit on the floor
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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