YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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