what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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