Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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