Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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