i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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