i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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