DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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