Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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