Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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