How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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