Whoa Z and x make the same sound
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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