Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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