if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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