i need an iv and a liver transplant
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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