me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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