we're blogging at a bar
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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