Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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