BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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