I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
