How'd it feel making her break her religion?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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