24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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