so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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