What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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