We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Randomize
