Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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