ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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