id be glad to
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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