before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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