we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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